The Sweathogs - Welcome Back Kotter

This was done for Foam Pants' contest. I used all female Sissies for the Sweathog gang. You'll see scarysheri as Horseshack, gynecure as Barbarino (note the bulge), jonay as BoomBoom, me as Epstein, Foam as Woodman, and of course, BigGayMule as Kotter himself. As far as the items on the desk, don't ask; I don't know.

neil from The Young Ones, and also a sock of mine.

This is neil?, swotting away for teacher like a total spazmo. He's wearing a dress because some negative vibe merchant boarded up his bedroom. He went into Rick!'s bedroom, and all he could find, like, clothes-wise, was this dress.

Odd Nerdrum, artist and Beefsock.
(The painting this is taken from is quite naughty)

To fully explain this, I'd recommend going to http://www.nerdum.com and perusing his works. It came at a time when there were several famous artists appearing on the playground.

Roddy Piper, Hulk Hogan, Scary Sheri, Koko B. Ware, Andre the Giant & Hillbilly Jim

A bit of fun during the Great Crash of 2001. The 80s rasslin superstars came out to shine. Despite the numbers you see, RoddyPiper, of course, came out with a solo win!

Beefa the Hutt, Sissyfighter from a galaxy far far away, scourge of the universe

This came about during a thread someone had started in which they'd made a poster, Sissystyle, for the Star Wars movies. People kept saying who they wanted to play, and well, I just took it one step farther and just went ahead and made it. My Photoshopping skills are improving.

Rocka the Hutt, wrestler in a galaxy far far away, musclehead slob

Beefa's not the only Hutt around Sissyfight. While Beefa was a stroke of genius, Rocka was a stroke of pure comic brilliance, if I do say so myself. One of my favorite creations.

Adam Ant, singer/musician

When someone started a favorite rockstars thread, I knew I had to do "The Man." He's been my favorite since I was 13. I wasn't sure I'd be able to pull off his look, particularly the jacket, but I was very pleased with the result of this one.

Professor Snape from Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone

What can I say? I loved Professor Snape both in the books and the film. I created this Snape based on Alan Rickman's portrayal of him.

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper, wrestler

Taken from the above altered game shot, I put my all-time favorite wrestler into the ring. I think he's about to kick some serious ass.

Snapa the Hutt, Potions Professor a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, evil disgusting blob

Just to make GuardianAnu feel better over creating Rocka, I made Snapa. Of the three Hutts, he's the most intelligent and has the best hair. He also wears these keen wizards' robes. Make sure you study your potions, though. You don't wanna see what he oozes when he's pissed!

Louis du Pointe de Lac, Anne Rice's Interview With the Vampire
My favorite character from my favorite book, Louis had to be done. He is a beautiful, pained vampire. I like, even love, many of the other characters, but none come close to Louis. I'm pretty proud of this one in that I had to change the shapes of several of the major features on the original Sissy face to achieve the right look. Normally, I just choose the face that's closest and leave it at that.

Ted "Theodore" Logan, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, as potrayed by the lovely Keanu Reeves

In response to another Man-War between GuardianAnu and I, I had to create this loverly Sissy version of Keanu to combat her portrait of The Rock from The Scorpian King. I'm actually rather proud of this one, for, as with Louis, I had to alter major features to get his face just right. I think he even looks pretty close to his real counterpart!

Singer Clay Aiken

American Idol's Clay Aiken paid a visit to Sissyfight and gave a rousing performance, thus turning Vashka, allzpallz, quartzie, Bounci and myself to pure liquid Sissygoo.


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