bob33333: Welcome to our springtime art contest. This contest may end up having an extremely convuloted and contradictory set of laws, much like our beloved springtime friend, the Internal Revenue Service. My main wish for this contest is that the entries somehow involve geeks, architecture, and taxes. Two out of those three would be sufficient. Beaker: Convoluted and contradictory indeed Bobs, as I would like to welcome everybody to our autumn contest. You crazy northern hemisphereans and your bonky seasons! I would like to thank Beef and the Bobs for having me on board this time round, and am sure I speak for many of you when I say the thought of anything even remotely to do with taxes makes me want to stick a spork in my eye! That being the case, I say embrace your inner geek and love of architecture, ditch the taxes and include in your masterpiece something beginning with the letter B, as a cheap (and effective) attempt to win over your friendly neighbourhood contest-holders! Beef: So we've got geeks, architecture, taxes, convulution, sporks and the letter "B" so far? Okay, let me throw my demand in here: Marshmallow PEEPS. Yes, it's that time of year again. Those of you in the States will know the horrors of finding these marshmallow demons in your Easter baskets, scaring the chocolate bunnies. Those who aren't will just have to learn. If you do a search on the web, you'll surely find them. Just don't squish the little bastards between your toes. (My father has footage of my sister as a child squishing her PEEPS between her toes and then eating them - EEEEEWWWWWWW!!! The horror...the HORROR!!!!!!)
Before we begin, bobs has laryngitis in her fingers and is unable to give much commentary at this time. She regrets her inability to fully participate verbally, but she was a part of the judging. You can tell she's got laryngitis by the small size her text appears in.
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Alien Girl Beaker:
That darn Peepy! I wish that I had a mouse that built houses for me.
Nobody can wear a pair of glasses like Peepy, I was expecting her
head to start rocking back and forth. Rhyming is good! |
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Beaker I was going to award myself 1st, 2nd and 3rd prizes but Beef and bobs told me I was not allowed to. Meanies. Beaker:
Brilliant. I think that we can stop the contest now. |
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Cor Geeks
= Cher is a geek. Come on, now. The little camera thing is geeky.
My main geek is Beef, I suppose. Yes, Beaker:
I love the expression on the poor girl's face, and bobs' flying leap
onto the pile of peeps! The Springtime Express wagon is choc-full
of geeky goodness, very nice indeed. |
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Darbi The whole point is that this geek owns a little swap shop type of thing. The architect has come to trade the blueprint for TAX (The Awesome Xylophones). And the geek is such a geek that she has a marshmallow peep on her head. The three B's are the bell,the blueprint,and the boots on the architect. Beaker:
I like the cute little sissy xylophones! The little peep just sitting
their on the girls head made me laugh too. |
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DayQuil Geek-The
guy in the office Beaker:
Muahahaha! Who wouldn't want an army of killer peeps at his or her
command? I like the little office, it is very cute. Oh, and by the
way, if you spot any of my killer peeps make sure you don't try and
eat them - they bite back! |
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Fuji After
signing a contract for a new school Ramona hires a construction worker
to construct the playground. Beaker:
I like the name of the school... poor Mona looks so stressed! The
springy Peeps would be fun to play on. |
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ghettowar Architechture:
Buildlings, Aliens are architects (Note the blueprints and protractor) Beaker:
I like it! The Evil Architect Tax-Collector Nerds from Space are scaring
me ... call Mulder and Scully! You get extra points for drawing the
little hat with the propellor so accurately, but lose points for calling
it a 'dork cap' - I have one and think that I look really cool, hah!
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gwendolyn Summary
of rules: Beaker:
Okay, you get a million bonus points for having a portrait of me on
the wall. And Mike Brady, afro and all! Your little pink nose is cute,
have you got a cold?! |
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gwendolyn Summary
of rules: Beaker:
That is one tasty looking concoction you are making up there. A slab
of beef, a school, and nerd's head and some peeps ... mmmm. |
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haftakickas* architect/geek-->
me revelling in the houses completion Beaker:
A whole house of peeps! It looks a little wonky ... I think somebody
has been eating some of the bricks. I know I would be. |
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kewpie Letter
B -- The BRADY Bunch! Beaker:
Another appearance by the Brady's! They really are the geekiest of
all geeks. So they were actually peeps in disguise eh? I think you
are on to something ... I knew that they were always a little too
sickly sweet and good to be true... |
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kewpie I dont think this needs any explanation. It has it all! Beaker:
Who on earth is that man?! He scares me. The slab of Beef made me
hungry, and the letters made me want to play scrabble. Are they giant
peeps in the background? Rather surreal. |
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kewpie The full title is "Easter Parade" Mister Bean represents the inner geek in all of us. He stands on the blueprint of a library, the symbol of knowledge being created from ideas and dreams. He stands and watches the parade-- carefree childlike fun in life, represented by the army of multicolored bunny peeps. Meanwhile, deep down, he knows he should not be at the parade. He should be finishing up his taxes-- the adult responsibility we all burden , because April 15 is on it's way. Beaker:
A parade of peeps and Mr Bean! I was wondering if he would make an
appearance. Taxes for Dummies - I need that book! |
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Missy Angel Beaker:
Worker peeps, what a good idea. Look at that rude little one at the
back honking the horn ... I don't know if I would trust a peep to
drive. |
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Mitsuaami Beaker:
heh, this one made me laugh. A true geek if I ever saw one. I might
start wearing a giant B on my shirt, groovay! |
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MrPepperoni I
chose the wrong colour for bob's face but bob is an architect, Beaker:
Eeeps I am about to be left behind! Hahaha, who drew the giant B in
marker pen on Beef's head? *looks innocent* |
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Mr Toothpick Geeks:
sissy on the left Beaker:
I like this one a lot, it looks very cool. I love the girl trying
to ride her giant bee, and the letter blocks look kind of eerie. Very
nice. |
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quartzie The geeky accountants are very excited about moving into their new building, the Peep™ Plaza, home of their new tax offices, as the architects oversee the finishing touches! Beaker:
Amazing stuff. I love the way depth and dimension is shown, and the
little sissies look so cute with their little hard hats on. Hell,
even the Peep office block looks cool, and who would want to live
inside a peep?! |
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raisedbycats Geeks:
Beef, Bob, and Beaker (No, I don't REALLY think they're geeks...) Beaker:
I could not stop laughing when I first saw this one. You did TOO good
a job, we look awful! *lol* The peep costumes are hilarious. |
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Stupid*Gal Geeks:
The dude that is by the Great Wall of Peeps. Beaker:
The plate of peeps looks yummy! I will make sure that I go and visit
Bulgaria sometime, so that I can go and see the great wall of peeps.
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the witch Geeks:
the marshmallow peep bunny is a geek. he's already got his tax return,
for cryin' out loud. he tried to drink his coolness potion, seen in
his beaker, but to no avail. bob barker, sporting his bratwurst boa,
could also be classified as a geek, i guess! Beaker:
That bunny is *such* a geek. I like the bratwurst emporium! Psst ...
do you know where I can get some of that coolness potion? |
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wawacherri Beaker:
I laughed my ass off when I saw the poor girl flee from the giant
pink bunny peep. Maybe it was one of my killer peeps? I like the ancient
stone pillar with mysterious writing on it, too. |
We loved this contest! VERY hard to pick winners with entries of this caliber! But pick we must. After putting it to a vote, we've chosen:
GRAND PRIZE:
FIRST RUNNER
UP: SECOND RUNNER
UP: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OUR WINNERS!!! |